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The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. " As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was 7.50. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."The man says, "Well, thank you.
It's been said that 'Laughter IS the Best Medicine.' Nothing works faster or is more dependable to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man.
Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother! " "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson.
She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. "Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. All the old lady did was yell scripture at you." "SCRIPTURE?!Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude) Three old ladies are sitting in the park enjoying the outdoors when they're confronted by a flasher.The situation takes a strange turn with near immediacy. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. " She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion's cage.
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The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. I forgive you."The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?